Total Medals Earned: 384 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,270 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Solve clock puzzle
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 6/13 (35/320 points)
Do you have the guts to start play?
Infect your first PC!
Win a gold cup!
Code 50 viruses!
Build
Code 200 viruses!
Build 200 turrets!
Complete the game.
Code 500 viruses!
Build 500 turrets!
Complete the game with at least all silver cups.
Upgrade everything at maximum level.
Complete the game with all gold cups.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Unlock 16 levels
Unlock 32 levels
Complete 16 levels
Get a Perfect Score on 16 levels
Unlock all 64 levels
Complete 32 levels
Get a Perfect Score on 32 levels
Complete all 64 levels
Get a Perfect Score on all 64 levels
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Complete 15 levels
Complete level 22 in a single click
Beat the game!
Earn all 75 stars in the game!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/370 points)
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Get stomped on level 1.
Kill the plumber 10 times
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars