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Total Medals Earned: 384 (From 94 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,270 Points

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Don't Catch the Herp!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/115 points)

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 23/44 (280/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

EMIT

Medals Earned: 21/32 (185/500 points)

Axe Particles 5 Points

Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air

Boss Assassin 5 Points

Beat a miniboss !

Boss Slained 5 Points

Beat your first boss !

Car Parts 5 Points

Destroy 10 Turret Troopers

Cold Massacre 5 Points

Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter

Couple Screws 5 Points

Kill 10 Cyber Dino

Drill Twist 5 Points

Dodge 15 drills on stage 2

Enemy Down 5 Points

Kill 15 Troopers

Munition Shell 5 Points

Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !

Need More Ammo 5 Points

Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Remote Mines 5 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2

Space Invaders 5 Points

Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4

Spider Food 5 Points

Kill 15 Spider Mines

Victory 5 Points

Complete a stage and get your first medal.

Frosty Worm 10 Points

Kill Stage 3's miniboss

Jurassic Hunter 10 Points

Kill Stage 2's boss

Shiny Medal 10 Points

Get a Silver medal !

Worthy Stats 10 Points

Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill

Boss Killer 25 Points

Beat 3 bosses !

Double Jump 25 Points

Max your Jump skill

Full HP 25 Points

Max your Health skill

Ship Abort 5 Points

Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship

Dead Blocks 10 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4

Billionaire 25 Points

Max your Income skill

Chemical Nuke 25 Points

Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.

Fastest Gunner 25 Points

Max your Reload skill

Gold Teeth 25 Points

Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !

Golden Eye 25 Points

Obtain the Golden Gun !

Golden Shower 25 Points

Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !

Gun Powder 25 Points

Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Max Level 25 Points

Get to Level 12

Boss Slayer 100 Points

Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !

Empire Business

Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)

Banking It 5 Points

Unlock the Bank.

Breaking a Thousand 5 Points

Earn $1,000.

Come to Me 5 Points

Unlock the Strong Magnet.

Open Up! 5 Points

Unlock the Cash Box.

Generator 10 Points

Make money just by sitting there.

Lots of Cheddar 10 Points

Earn $10,000.

So You're Saying There's a Chance... 10 Points

Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.

Virtual Money 10 Points

Let your bank do all the work.

Millionaire 25 Points

Earn $1,000,000.

Time for Expansion 25 Points

Buy the final upgrade.

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EON

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.

Famous Paintings Parodies

Medals Earned: 22/33 (260/500 points)

Half Score 50 Points

score at least 15/30

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Art Lover 50 Points

Score at least 20/30 on ABC

MegaMind 100 Points

Score Perfect on ABC test

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Goggleyes 2

Medals Earned: 8/30 (45/400 points)

Cluster 10 5 Points

Pop cluster of 10 bubbles without using bombs

Explosion 2 5 Points

Explode 2 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion

Same colors 2 5 Points

Pop 2 clusters of same color in a row

Sleeping 10 5 Points

10 sleeping on the field

Sleeping pop 3 5 Points

Pop 3 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs

Special 3 5 Points

Pop cluster of special configuration

Stones 3 5 Points

Explode 3 stones simultaneously

Sleeping 15 10 Points

15 sleeping on the field

Bombs in a row 3 5 Points

Explode 3 bombs in a row

High score 5000 5 Points

5000 high score (higher is better)

Low score 2000 5 Points

2000 low score (lower is better)

Bombs in a row 5 10 Points

Explode 5 bombs in a row

Cluster 20 10 Points

Pop cluster of 20 bubbles without using bombs

Explosion 3 10 Points

Explode 3 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion

High score 15000 10 Points

15000 high score (higher is better)

Low score 1500 10 Points

1500 low score (lower is better)

Same colors 5 10 Points

Pop 5 clusters of same color in a row

Sleeping pop 7 10 Points

Pop 7 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs

Special 7 10 Points

Pop cluster of special configuration

Stones 5 10 Points

Explode 5 stones simultaneously

Bombs in a row 10 25 Points

Explode 10 bombs in a row

Cluster 35 25 Points

Pop cluster of 35 bubbles without using bombs

Explosion 5 25 Points

Explode 5 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion

High score 50000 25 Points

50000 high score (higher is better)

Low score 750 25 Points

750 low score (lower is better)

Same colors 10 25 Points

Pop 10 clusters of same color in a row

Sleeping 30 25 Points

30 sleeping on the field

Sleeping pop 15 25 Points

Pop 15 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs

Special 13 25 Points

Pop cluster of special configuration

Stones 8 25 Points

Explode 8 stones simultaneously

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 7/21 (90/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

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